And They Ask Why We Like Retirement?

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer:   6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer:   Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer:   There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer:   The term comes with a 10% percent discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer:   Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer:   They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys
                 work and refuses to retire?
Answer:   NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement,
                  attic or garage?
Answer:   They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will                   want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer:   Normal.

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer:   The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to
                  school as a retiree?
Answer:   If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.