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Male or Female?
You might not have known
this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male
or female.
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FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because
they hold everything in,
but you can see right through them.
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SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft,
squeezable
and retain water. |
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HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years,
they've
hardly changed at all, and are
occasionally handy to have around. |
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TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily
and
are often over inflated. |
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HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to
get them
to go anywhere, you have to light a fire
under their butt. |
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PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are
female, because once turned off;
it takes a while to warm them
up again. |
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THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female.
Ha!
You probably thought it would be male,
but consider this: It
easily gives a man pleasure,
he'd be lost without it, and while
he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying. |
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TRAINS:
Definitely male,
because they always use
the same old lines for picking up people. |
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WEB PAGES:
Female, because
they're constantly being looked at
and frequently getting hit on. |
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EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers
are female because, over time,
all the weight shifts to the bottom. |
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